Why are exmormons so sexy?
Because we used to be Mormons. Duh.
Just look at what I stumbled upon after a cursory Google search:
And speaking of navel-gazing …
And now look here, I’m going to be blunt about it, and I don’t give a sh-t about the fact that fashion-conscious Mormons will look down on me for my dungarees, my disaffection, or this declaration:
God is imaginary. Sexuality is real. It is a red-blooded emotion that flows naturally through my veins and reminds me that life is beautiful and that I’m happy to be alive.
Why are exmormons so sexy? Because we’re alive. So let it be written, so let it be done.
Ha Ha… my wife went to girls camp with eliza dushku!
awesome. they are all quite sexy, yes.
Hehe! Add me to that list!
I have crushes on a few of those people! **Sigh**
To Leah (and anyone else who wants to be added to the list):
Please consider penning a blog post over at your place with the title “Why are exmormons so (nice, hot, happy, good-looking, attractive, rich, successful, funny, witty, clever, fun or whatever adjective strikes your fancy)?” … thx!
I would consider going back to the church if Ryan Gosling were the man to pull me through the veil and keep me pregnant for time and all eternity… Hmm, but only if Katherine Heigl and Amy Adams were my sister wives, too.
So how long until the sexiness kicks in?
It’s already started, Goldarn. Google any one of those top ten Mormon stereotypes (“Why are Mormons so … weird, nice, hot, stupid, happy, good looking, secretive, attractive, rich, successful) and visually scan the results page. You’ll see a mention of exmo sexiness every time.
I agree. My husband is definitely sexy.
250 comments and counting (but more importantly, dozens of sexy exmo photos): What do you look like?
Interesting, I don’t find them sexy at all. The first thing I think about when I see an ex-mormon woman is her sexual cleanliness. I think, “Oh, she used to only sleep with only one man, or no one at all (if she is single), but now she puts out to every swinging dick she runs into.”
Sour grapes.
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The blinders of self-righteousness are so predictable. In light of his arrogance, I doubt that Mr. Krogstadt is actually a Mormon. He is certainly not a loving Christian who understands that he is not supposed to judge his brothers and sisters.
With respect to sexual loyalty, Mormons have no leg to stand on. After all, our founder slept with half of his female followers and no one spends more for Internet pornography than Utah residents.
Hellmut — so true!
As much as I want to subscribe to the ethic of “don’t feed the trolls,” I’ve been chuckling over this one all day. I just have one thing to add:
You exmo ladies — naughty little things that you are! Y’all are licked cupcakes! Licked cupcakes! Didn’t you pay attention in Young Women’s or Youth Conference? If you want a guy like Weston Krogstadt to want you, you have to not be chewed gum!
OK, that is all, and my apologies to those who turn to this site for reasonable discussion. 😉
Take my word for it, nothing is hotter than those Sister Missionaries walking down the street holding their scriptures.