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Chanson, I’m afraid you’ve got me beat on confidence to be posting bikini shots, however, my Facebook friends are telling me I look naked at first glance in this corset shot. Also, this was apparently a semi-scandalous bridal shot as far as Mormon culture goes. BiV says she wishes she’d taken one just like it on the temple steps.

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I don’t have any sexy facebook pics, and I didn’t get the all-black memo, so somehow I got stuck in white.

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But that’s the problem when you have a category with contradicting virtues like “nice” and “evil.”

Yeah, but without the contradictory virtues, it wouldn’t be funny!

I’m nicer than Aaron Shaf as far as dialoguing with Mormons goes, but more evil than the rest of the candidates.

That’s probably true. (Well, I don’t know much about that Todd guy…) My problem is that I’m really not evil. I just have to rely on people’s belief that atheists are intrinsically evil, which doesn’t cut it when in an evilness competition.

I think the real reason I’m in the lead right now is because of my sexy Facebook pics. So if you guys want to compete…

Honestly, I think the real reason for your huge lead is that you’re more visible on the Bloggernacle — having just done a series of guest posts on one of the big blogs, in addition to commenting over there a lot more than I do. My Internet usage is far more centered around on the blogs of the non-believer “cultural Mormon” community, with just occasional comments here and there on the main part of the Bloggernacle. Many ‘nacclers haven’t even heard of this blog or lfab.

However, if you’d like to compete on sexy pics, I’ve posted some of myself:
* This is me
* This is me 2
* Me as a cute Zoobie rebel (+ friends)
* My famous swimsuit photo (again, scroll down for it)
* My other swimsuit photo
* And as a (non-photographic) bonus: sex on the first date + the atheist sex scene.

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no offense, Jack, but I get the impression that “nice” isn’t exactly what you’re shooting for

It really isn’t. I think of myself as more like the Ann Coulter of the Bloggernacle.

But that’s the problem when you have a category with contradicting virtues like “nice” and “evil.” I’m nicer than Aaron Shaf as far as dialoguing with Mormons goes, but more evil than the rest of the candidates.

I think the real reason I’m in the lead right now is because of my sexy Facebook pics. So if you guys want to compete… personally, I think Andrew would look lovely in something slinky and black.

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I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t nominate a bunch of DAMU/Outer Darkness blogs. I could see some of them having a fit over that too…

it’s so tough being the black sheep

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Christopher — That’s okay, I forgive you. This time.

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